Lyrics
The following contains some things likely to offend
Violence and nudity and stuff
Certain language seldom heard outside a triad den
A content warning might not be enough!
This song came out so quickly why it nearly wrote itself
All that I’ve collected through the years
With all that I ingested I no longer have my health
If you’re queasy then you’d better block your ears
My attempt to gain advantage made the captain quit in tears..
All my impropriety, all my double deals
My past is catching up with me - snapping at my heels
This song of painful memories is hard for me to sing
Listener discretion is advised
The ghosts of past are lining up reminding me of things
I’d tried to block out of my mind or sanitize
And while we’re at it ticking off the seven deadly sins
My gluttony has ruined what was lean
I’ve lusted after everything that moves on dual pins
And I’ve known jealousy in 40 shades of green
My laziness can only be believed once it’s been seen
Maybe I was careless then and sensitive to touch
This recurring virus keeps reminding me of as much
Another foul iniquity, another reckless punt
My sins are catching up with me, they may just have hit the front
This song I sing contains some things I’m not proud to admit
But I sing it time and time again
Perhaps I mean to just come clean and own up to all of it
Maybe this is just my fate, maybe it’s a curse
Would a quiet, normal life make things even worse?
Maybe it’s my gammy knee, my biological clock
My age is catching up with me – I can barely walk
My past is catching up with me and I’ve been round the block
My sins are catching up with me and there’s many left in stock